THE ROAD TO FORT ALAMO :








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Murder n°1 (2min26) :

Bill (in the french version. Bud in the english version ?) discovers a group of killed Union soldiers. The last of them dies shortly after his arrival, but there's a requisition form for 150 000 $ in his fingers.

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Murder n°2 (19min10) :

Carson, very impatient and worried by the Sheriff outside, shoots an old lady in the bank. The sheriff is knocked out (is he dead ?).






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Murder n°3 and 4 (20min23) :

The bank robbers come back to their headquarters to find that the rest of their group has been killed by indians (We see two dead bandits on the screen, but there might be some more ...).

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Murder n°5 (30min48) :

During the night Bill shoots an indian who tries to steal a horse.

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Murder n°6 to 9 (35min30) :

Bill saves Carson's life by killing four indians (This is a WESTERN, remember ?...).

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Murder n°10 & 11 (40min45) :

Bill discovers two crucified bandits. (Is it a peplum now? Hold on, I check on the sleeve ...)

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Inelegible for competition : Battle n°1 (51min12) :

How many deaths? Well, give me a lens, the dvd (not the two million generation VHS copy I have) and I'll tell you (If I can count up to that number.)...

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Murder n°12 & 13 (56min27 and 56min48) :

The Indians float banknotes down the river and they kill two soldiers fishing the money out of the water.

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Inelegible for competition : Battle n°2 (1h01min30) :

See above. What do you want me to write anyway ? Soldiers kill Indians and Indians kill soldiers. This is a WESTERN...M.F.!!!

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Murder n°14 (1h03min40) :

Carson shoots Slim twice in the back in order to steal the money (No battle, no f**king Indians, you must be happy...).






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Murder n°15 (1h06min18) :

Sergent Warwick saves Bill by shooting Carson. (I insist : it is neither Bill nor Janet who kills Carson as I've read in two books. I've watched the tape very carefully several times and I've used the slow-motion button of the remote...) Happy end.






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I'm sorry but pictures of this film are pretty hard to find ,plus i don't own a scanner and i could only find a vhs tape (if you know where to get a dvd e-mail me, if you've got pictures you can e-mail them).I've included a « savage gringo » picture as it is also a mario bava western. I've never seen it so i don't think it will ever appear on this site.(i'm dying to see this film so if you have any information i'm begging you on both knees to e-mail me)






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